Here’s presenting Howard Wolowitz’s Guide To Win Women!
- Uses his knowledge of different languages to hit on women
- Uses magic tricks to impress the ladies
- Has been seen using the mirroring technique to make women feel comfortable around him
- Invites them to his place for dinner- his mom makes a hell of a brisket.
- If you go out with him you can drive a car on Mars.
- Dresses in black and puts on fake tattoos then goes to a goth bar to pick up goth girls.
His Best Experimented Pick-Up Lines:
- “Do you like motorcycles? ‘Cause I ride a hog.”
- “Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You’re welcome.”
- “760 degrees Celsius. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.”
- “Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I’m sure you know, no one can hear you scream.”
- “Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM! Howard Wolowitz. ”
- “It’s a big deal. There’s an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you’d like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.
- “Haven’t you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?”
Catch Howard and his Gang in ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Mon-Friday @ 11 pm.
Don’t miss out on the premiere of the brand New Season 5 on 6th August!